#33 Round 6 for Team Nozomu

Despite the fact we already celebrated Ran Jaden's birthday on his birthday twice that day! we had to do it again on Christmas eve and see Michelle once more.
Location: Vinyl & Chug Pug
Bartender: not Michelle, but all good, the guy hooked us up with free drinks like always
Celebrity present: Miss Hong Kong 2002 (Tiffany Lam)


Sorry no pics, only clips. Well worth it for my nigga

#1

The beginning of the chronicles of Ran.
This proves that the Chinese kids don't celebrate St. Nikki's

#2

Bartender hooking it up with some classy Green Label
The whole bar was cheering for this foo. Call him Mr. Show Stoppa

#3

Very Sly Ran, I know what you tryna do ;-)

#4

The whole bar trying to get in the action with Ran, even the hot ass asian stranger trying to get at it.

Shoutout to my nigga Kory for being a fag & happy holladays.

I'll keep ya posted.

#32 Barfday Pre- Game

^Birthday boy^

Once it hit 12a.m on the 22nd, it was time to celebrate Ran Jaden's birthday. Hey man it's your golden birthday so it's time to hit up the titty bars!

Birthday boy's fridge. no wondering you never eat.

Kory being gay with his head band he bought

Kids got it good with the toys nowadays.

who buys Coronita???
Justin does.

fiya

Shoutout to Kory Hui for being a groupie of my blog.

I'll keep ya posted.

#31 Steve Irwin the Alligator Hunter

Happy Holladays! Before I left for vacation to the Bahamas, I ran into some monkey-trouble, cat-trouble more specifically. It took a while to succeed this task, but burdensome I is not!

long story short, check out my clips my niggs:


Clip #1

"cabinet*, my bad I had camera freight"

Clip #2

What happened to the Deebo I used to know? =~~( oOOOooOOOO! shit. I think I just jizzed in my pants.

Deebo, back when she didn't have rabis

I'll keep ya posted.

#30 野. Can't Keep My hands off the cookie jar

Studying is overrated. Life's too short to stress over school materials that we won't apply later in life. SO enjoy yourself before you hit 25.

This is how the Birdman and I spent our studying time:

Went to the neighbors and used the kitty to beg for treats.

"May I have some cookies or dessert pwease?"

Q: What happens when the apartment management ignores maintaince??

A: you get pumpkins thrown into the pool

Q:What happens when you have extra pumpkins lying around the living room?

A: You throw them over the overpass.

Something worth trying on a study break:

Flavors: Skunk Spray, Rotten Egg, Ear wax, Booger, Baby Wipes, Pencil Shavings, Toothpaste, Vomit, Moldy Chesse, Black Pepper.

My personal favorite: Baby Wipes. It reminds me all them good times I didn't have to use the toilet and my papa & mama would clean my feces. Good life...

Study hard kids
I'll keep ya posted.

#29 Food and Fellatio

What is up with all the graffiti around campus? Anyways I thought this one was pretty funny.

picture taken at the Segundo dining commons

Did you know?:

Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, 1-2 times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40%!!! da da da dayum!

If this is not your thang, then you should read this cooking book:

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

I'll keep ya posted.

#28 失 业 的 人 数 比 较 少 (The Reason for the 2008 Economic Clash)

The collapse of America's financial pride from these large companies: Merril & Lynch, AIG, Lehman Brothers, Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac, and Mervyn's, are not derivatives of speculation of corporate mismanagement, but from Google Map blowing their dough on their new "street view" feature.

Check it out yo! :

(click picture to enlarge girls in bikini in 95 degree weather)

You would think the two Standford drop-out students would make good use of the tax-payer's money for a better search engine. But instead, these two horndogs are driving around in their litto van recording hot babes on the streets of San Diego. Thanks a lot Larry Page & Sergey Brin.

Heavily idolized. From LA, cali:

Stanley Huang- End Up Lying Down

I'll keep ya posted.

#27 UC Gayvis & Free Carpool

While I was waiting for the bus this morning, I grabbed the UCD newspaper and read the police briefs. I always thought they were hilarious because all the police reports are retarded. Here's one example:

Wow bad shit UC Gayvis

I gots to get out of hur =~~(

So how do you cheat a Holiday traffic? go to the carpool lane during carpool hours!
So I used my jacket and set it up as if it were an actual person. Went to the carpool lane, and saved myself $4 and 30+mins. =D

I'll keep ya posted.

#26 敬 佩... (admire)

As a wingman, I was committed to convert Ken the pyimp into a faithful boyfriend. It's been a little more than a year now and things are finally looking good for him:

(Click to enlarge euphoria)
Looks like his playboy career is about to end. Aren't they a perfect match???
You can thank me later Ken F. Shen

What a good week to start off. So many people throwing Thanksgiving dinner. Thanks guys! w/o you i'll be eating P&J sandwiches all day till break, but because of you, I was able to sneak some food back home. sorry but a nigga gotta eat.
Here is one dish that really amazed me at one of the dinners:

This is not your ordinary Jello Shots ladies & gentlemen.
Inside the Jello Shots are GRAPES! it's a complement for a chaser and it works great.

And I didn't knew cats were such dogs:

Dayum Mojo I didn't know you like Jap girlos. one day.... one day...
Dreaming of the Jap girlo

So admiring.

Eat tofu, not turkey.

I'll keep ya posted.

#25 MIA

its been 4 weeks since I've last blog . That's because I've lost my camera phone (only a few of you knew what happened). BUT, some nice guy named Fernando returned it and now I am back in the game bitchasss!

So WTF have I been up to??

Jack SHiiett...

After a long night of "running" from a mission on Saturday night (Justin calls it GTA), I was thankful for my athletic ability. Without it, shiieett my future would have been gone! After such relief, the next day I was smacked in the face with this bullshit:

(click to enlarge)
Total amt due: $593

I guess I deserved it for trying to grow my own marijuana and coca plant.

As for halloween: My homies and I carved the pacman pumpkin.

Cheyah niggas!

And o yeh, Sken and I found a stray cat and decided to keep it so that Mofo would have someone to mate with:

We named him Obama.
Look at his face, he's high on life. Just like how Obama was high on life back in his highschool days in Hawaii.

Speaking of cats....

don't ask...

So I was studying at Thompson Dormitory the other day and as I was looking through their refrigerator in their main lounge, some fine-ass Portuguese freshman breezy named Mary told me to go to her room! and...













...said i can get some free pizza. tsk! tsk! ts! you guys have such dirty minds.

damn that Pizza was good.

Dramas I finished in 4 days during midterm week:

Soulmate

Glory Days

Next BIG Event going to!:

say NO to Theta Tau & YES to TAO

It's going to be a fun night. Capacity just increased from 35,000 to 50,000!

I guess this is it for now. I need to get back into bloggin mode, but being a "certified fly guy"- Steve Johnson#13 (Buffalo Bills/ Zachary's Superior) is such busy work.

o yeh! for those of you that are telling me to cut my hair... STFU! im going to grow it looooong, so i can have some corn rows biatch! i thought you ladies like it gangsta

I'll keep ya posted.

#24 一生大起大溇 (change one's whole life radically)

Continued...

As promised from the previous blog

A deal is a deal:

Looking good as always

call Ken F. Shen at: (415) 939-xxxx

As for my deal =/ :

You got me this time Sken

Not the gays but 心狠手辣 Gangstas

ride or die niggas!

currently diggin' the first two tracks on my blog's playlist: Big Bang- Number One & Big Bang- Remember. Listen to it beezies!

I'll keep ya posted.

#23 Smooth Criminal

It's official! I am expunged from Dec 10th, 2006 case!

and also... an official deal between KFS & me.

the DEAL:
Ken gets a new haircut + his ear's pieced!!! wtf!!!

here's the catch...

he'll only get it pierced if i get my brows/lips pierced.

this Saturday, i'll update what happens.

To be continued...

I'll keep ya posted.

#22 Robbin' the Hood with Robin Hood

First thang furst, Fuck loser black people.


This story is about jackass niggas. So if you love niggas, I suggest you to pack up your belongings, that includes toilet paper & find something better to do. So please take the time to read.


the story:
So my homies and homegirlos went to Kathy's 21st birthday lounge bash at The Roe, Happy Birthday Kathy! Before we went to the lounge we decided to chill around Downtown, and having nothing to do in DT after store hours, we decided to go to the Marriot hotel and go elevator pimpin'. We went to the highest floor (21st floor) and chilled at the outdoor lounge and I must say, it was quite a relaxing. Nice view and sofas. So when it was time to go, we stopped by 7-11 and Ken F. SHen got himself an apple pie. And with his gifted talents that he learned from me, he stole a biscuit sausage sandwich, but he did it for a good cause; he gave it to a homeless guy. He just pulled off some Robin Hood shit right there.

After getting some numbers and making love in the club, we drove back home. While driving, Ken F. Shen took the last entrance to the 80east interstate, which was towards the bay bridge (opposite of where we're suppose to go) - good job Sherlock. hahaha jk jk. So he reversed a good 100 feet from the freeway causing a traffic. What a funny nigga. And later he went into a one way street for several blocks- going the opposite direction! nice one again. Luckily there weren't that many cars.

So when we got onto the freeway, we were stuck in traffic and dayum it was like a party. All these drunk people chit-chatting amongst other cars, it was fun. Also, I also ran into a couple of friends during the traffic, what a small world.

--O..K.. the REAL story--

After exiting, we passed by the ghetto Balboa Bart Station near Ken F. Shen's house, and saw 4 niggas at the bus stop. Along with those 4 niggas was a Chinaman, lets give him a name: Unco Same. While Unco Same was waiting with them, the "big black guys wit ta big muss-kle" surrounded him casually like if nothing was suspicious. But being a nigga is suspicious enough. These niggas were about 18-20 years old & 6'2-6'3". Knowing how niggas act when they want to mug someone, I knew that Unco Same was in dip shit. So I told Ken to bust a bitch (a U-turn) and take care of it. We got out the car, and whoop their ASS! hahaahah! naw not really. We didn't want to go to jail, BUT we were camping out across the street at another bus stop. And when I saw the niggas told Unco Same to bend on his knees!!! I took out my blast knuckles and whoop their ASS! hahaha naw not really, but I reported it to a popo (something a whiteman would do, very disappointed at myself) and got those shits arrested.

Thats right bitches, fuck with Unco Same and get your pocket change emptied out!

Clip of the niggas getting arrested at 3a.m. Don't you know Popeyes closes at 10p.m.

lol. no mo pocket change biatch! and i take your weed!



the entrance of the Marriot sky-lounge.


Sky-lounge. $200 shoes. $300 designer jeans. Being a "fly guy" -Steve Johnson #13


The View from upstairs.


Latin spice.


The funnest traffic ever.


Ironic. stole a sandwich yet niggas got fucked.

Thanks for reading!

I'll keep ya posted.

#21 DROP it Like its Hot!

What a weekend for my niggas Piss and Sken. Can't provide you the details, but here are some pics:




Love. '08

something worth watching:

shivers at 1:07.

So what do you during your free time when you have an exam the next day, haven't bought the book, and slept through every class session?

Ans: rock climbing!

Outdoor Adventures, located next to the SILO, set up a rock climbing wall. During the most busiest time of the day (lunch), I decided to rock climb in front of errbody, because I wanted to get a T-shirt- size M =/ but their sponser, Cliff bar, were giving free samples.






"Take ONE please"
PSH! no thanks, i'll take a bag full.

and...

the t-shirt I earned.

I'll keep ya posted.