#9 2 Birds with 1 Nest

So I was homogolating while eating my Häagen-Dazs ice cream until I encountered 2 baby pigeons. Apparently the apartment manager moved their nest, which is terrible because now their mom will reject them. So I 'm going to be the Baby Daddy. Wish me luck!


Here are some pics:






Not that cute, but when they all grow up I can do bird calls just like back in the days when I lived in Long Beach.

And of course a clip of the Birdman's Birdcall:



Shoutouts to Keith Ngan & Janet Lee for being a groupie of my blog. Thanks! make me famous!

I'll keep ya posted.

#8 51 Reasons Why Chinese Gymnastics Team > Superkrew

2008 Medals

Country	Gold	Silver	Bronze	Total
USA	36	38	36	110
CHN	51	21	28	100
RUS	23	21	28	72
GBR	19	13	15	47
AUS	14	15	17	46

The 2008 Olympic just ended and China pwned 205 countries. WHy?? this is why:


10 Time Olympic Gold Medalist: 陈大卫 aka "王 朋"
He could have done more but he didn't want to be cocky. China is cocky enough with the amount of Gold medals. =O


1 Time Olympic Bronze Medalist: 赖家米奇 aka "Mick-Head"

P.S. Moody bitches need to stop being so god dam moody! Learn to relax and be happy. god dam mang! Go listen to the last song on my Playlist. Go learn it BZ's!

Shoutout to Kory Hui for being a groupie of my blog. Thanks! make me famous!

Until next time folks! I'll keep ya posted.

#7 A Shot at Love

So I recieved an email a couple of weeks ago for an audition for A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila season 3. Not carefully reading the email, I went to the Audition today (Sunday, Aug 24) and saw many many lesbians. Saw so many eye-candy yet they were mean muggin' at me because I was the only guy there for the audition. So after being intimidating I left and head back to Davis. What a day...

Speaking of alcohol, my parents and I went to Sunset Super Supermarket and my mom bought me a bottle of Soju. She said school can be stressful so you need to drink.


HAHahah thanks mom. Time to make yogurt Soju.



Here's the email I recieved:

"As you know MTV's A Shot at Love is casting for Season 3 .. Well we are coming to San Francisco, LA and San Diego .. !! So come on and prove you want your shot at love! Oh yea .. Its a new lead! Tila had one shot too many.

We are partying in San Fran

SAN FRANSISCO
August 24
Ladies Audition at
Bambuddha Ladies T-Dance(Held in conjunction with KYLD 94.9 FM)
2:00 PM - 8:00 PM
601 Eddy Street

But my team will be on the ground in Cali for the next 3 weeks .. if you cant make the party and want a 1 on 1 interview send an email with complete contact information tand a pic o shotatlovecasting@gmail.com with "Cali" in the subject line

We are based in LA .. so ohhh yea ... are you ready for a new round?"

I'll keep ya posted.

#6 com-MUNI-ty in San Francisco

So I haven't been back to the city for awhile and boy did I have to adjust back to the city life. Came back and on every block there were at least 40 people standing on the corner waiting for the bus for about 5 miles! This does not include regular pedestrian. Some party was going on at the GG Park probably.
So here's a recap of what happened during the weekend:

1) Went to the Shell Gas station in Davis and filled up my car:


not bad eh

2) After being stuck in traffic for 2 hrs I was starving to death. So we went to the famous San Tung restaurant. I told my friend to put our names on the waiting list and this is what he wrote:

Party of 3 for Yung Heezy.

Here's a clip of the waiter calling our names:


He says, "Heeezy! 3?" Look at the cute couple next to him wondering wtf is Heezy


We were unsatisfied with one of the waiters so we decided to leave a message on the receipt. It says, "Balding waiter was rude"

3) Went to Ken F. Shen's house to look at his kids. Here are some pics of the 5 weeks old kittens:

Mofo with her babies

Yung Debo


Mojo

Yung Heezy


The kittens pad.

4) Went to Playground in Japantown with a few of my friends from Riverside. Didn't spend much as before because the bartender, Janet Chu (UCD graduate), hooked us up with free drinks and cheese corn. Can you believe it?? a girl treating us jackasses hahaha... And the cheese corns were GUD! and what made our night was the heart she drew on our receipt hhaha.


Check for the Soju Challenge

5) Took the public transit (MUNI). It's been awhile since I took the bus, but my Ferrari was in the shop and my chauffeur was on vacation and the bus was the only way of getting around. So on the way back from downtown, I was sitting down by myself until two crazy people sat next to me. The guy on my right was some schizophrenic guy and the guy on my left kept talking to random people about how the bus is raining in the inside, it was pretty weird. I tried to play it cool at first like a real G but man... it was hard. Good thing the lady across from me got off so I can take her seat. When I left, the random guy that was on my left started to talk to the schizophrenic guy. I thought it was pretty funny so I had to take a picture.
(click to enlarge picture)

Imagine sitting in between them and the guy on the right is holding some tribal bamboo plant. Oh yeah, he also had a Shawty with him sitting beside him (not in picture). She likes to sniff him and He didn't smell too nice.

Some new toys I got for the Afterparty:


4 blue 4 pink Inovas & 2 7-color


AND of course gots to end my blog with something interesting:

aZnFoBoLoUs: doode i just saw the funniest shit on irving
aZnFoBoLoUs: i was just chillin outside of quicklies
aZnFoBoLoUs: and this cop was lookin at us while driving
aZnFoBoLoUs: and ended up hitting the car in front of him
aZnFoBoLoUs: the white guy got outta the car
aZnFoBoLoUs: and the asian cop did too
aZnFoBoLoUs: and the asian cop was like dun worry about it
aZnFoBoLoUs: and the white guy was like what the fuck u mean dun worry about it...u hit my car

San Francisco is very interesting.

Until next time folks! I'll keep ya posted.

#5 Not going to run, going to Ran

This is going to be short and simple. For those who don't know Ran Jaden Cao. Well he's the man of the hour. Thanks Ran I gotchu.
Chillin' at our chill spot in Hunters Point, San Francisco

And for all the single or player ladies out there! If you are looking for a handsome, good looking, funny, mature, drives a Honda S2K, knows how to hold a conversation-better yet he'll do all the talking, and know what he's doing if you know what I mean, I have a friend up for auction. Place your bid while it lasts! start price: open slot for a date on Saturday afternoon.


My friend Chris "Piss" Lai looking good on a shitty day. HOllA!

Tip of the day: If you think driving without signaling is cool, think again. It cost $200.

I'll keep ya posted.

#4 A promise made for Miss Aphrodite

Homemade Cinnamon Crumb(le) Cake for Miss Aphrodite.
(Click thumbnails to enrich cake's texture)

Top-notch ingredients

Ate half of it. Hope the Goddess won't know.





Saw this clip on youtube I want to share:



Dam Japs got too much time on their hands

Shoutouts to Brian DelCastillo, Michelle Katherine Tran, and Christine Lee for being a groupie of my blog. Thanks! make me famous!

I'll keep ya posted.

#3 Bloggin' = Gay??? I think not!

jswong22 (12:56:21 AM): weird!
hotduga (12:56:24 AM): stfu
hotduga (12:56:26 AM): you know you like it
jswong22 (12:56:33 AM): whats there to like
hotduga (12:57:14 AM): whats there not to like?

O.K. foos! if you think blogging is gay think again...yeah I might be from San Francisco, but that doesn't make me gay. Blogging is the same thing as reading the Cosmopolitian or Men's Health. So think twice before you judge Wang Peng. O.K. time to showa with my new body soap:


Shout out to Jenn Sue Wong for being a groupie of my blog. Thanks! make me famous!

Damn... Bloggin' is getting addicting.

I'll keep ya posted.

#2 Liu Xiang is pimp and will still kick yo ass!

Looks like China's only hero, Lui Xiang, is out of the Olympics for the 110-meter hurdles. Just when we're about to show America/Nigeria what's up, some conspiracy came about. They say he had an "achilles" injury, but we all know that's bull because errbody knows Chinese folks can't be touched. But what can I say, it's either that or his legs chopped off by the African mafia.



As for Michael Phelps, no comment... you're lucky you're tall, otherwise...

I'll keep ya posted.

#1 Never thought I would ever blog

I never thought I would ever blog, but I was heavily influenced by Ran Jaden Cao. So I'll keep you foos entertained. Damn I feel like a loser. O.k. back to my essay

Books I'm currently reading b/c I'm not a tall white guy and ABC: