#44 Justin W W W Where???!

At 5:50 a.m. I received a phone call from Justin Wu aka Masta Wu and yes ladies and gents, this nigga got fucked up for his post birthday celebration.

Masta Wu is probably the only person I know that can hang longer than anyone else in terms of alcohol. Yea you might think you can out drink this gangsta by a shy of one shot, but I'm pretty sure you would pass out hours before he would.

Here's the voice recording I received earlier this morning:

A MUST LISTEN!!! I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT HE CALLED ME BC HE GOT RAPED.

J Woozy.mp3 - asdf


Last words:

J Woozy (2).mp3 -
Happy 22nd my nigga.
I'll keep ya posted.

#43 Blackanese

if you're black, you're wack.
jk jk im cool with the blacks, don't know about Mr. C. Brown

It looks like after the Summer Olympics in Beijing, everyone caught the yellow fever and I'm not talking about the asian princess.

-Check it-
While eating my wontons, a lion walked in.

aite aite
koo koo
fo sho fo sho

please dont eat my wontons

Afterwards, I went outside to check out the lion dance troupe for disturbing my morning lunch.

eh???

Dayum nigga I didn't know you hustle red envelops & cabbages.

Speaking of hustlin'...

bike lane is not for me homie

Grandpa doing some work with a 10" purple bike
Stop sign?? fuck that, VIP nigga

Hey Gramps, stop ridin' so durty. the speed limit is 25mph, not 26.

some random useless records I bought at Amoeba for $50. yeah I'm baller

Last but not least!!!

America finally admits that the Asians can "hang" too.
finally something that fits me, been wearing some tight ones for years

I'll keep ya posted.

#42 Happy Valentines Day from Ranminisce

A V-Day message from Ranminisce:



Feb 14th every year = The Great San Francisco Pillowfight
I promise to make it there one of these years.



One of the best proposals I've seen.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone, remember you don't need a valentine to feel loved.
Thought it'd be nice. Just grab that friend, special or not, and go do something nice, for each other.

Oren Lavie - Her Morning Elegance
by IgnitionVM

Cao, Ran Jaden. "AN OLD MAN LIVES HERE IN HIS 20S." [Weblog Blogspot] 13 Feb 2009. 求婚事務所. 14 Feb 2009 .


I'll keep ya posted. off to my yacht now peace out love birds!

#41 Ghetto.Koreans.CheapChinesey.Sparta

Ghetto:

only in Gayvis

Koreans:

Went to Sproul Hall today to sign up for a PAL buddy and found this breezy. Hopefully she's as hot as Hyori

She hasn't responded to my email yet, so Eunha if you're reading this, I don't bite.

Eunha Choi???

Cheap Chinese Kids:

Went to Jack In The Crack to get some free curly fries.

Had 4 coupons. (1 per customer)

Went to Drive-Thru first

Changed our Identities

Then went inside to cop some more. Long ass line. 97.6% Chinese Male Engineers.

:-Gave away free curly fries to this homeless guy. Happy Thanksgiving mang!

Sparta:

Was bored at the library and started shooting at this Random guy across the hall.

Can't really hear what I'm saying but this is what I said:
"AH WHOO!"



& the birdman shooting a Random engineer with crutches.

I'll keep ya posted.

#40 Sweat... Nobody

Some similar traits i carry:




I'll keep ya posted.

#39 Who Said Men Don't Cry

Went to a Japanese kickback last Saturday and witness some interesting things.

Don't want to be a meanie here but I just had to post this.
After over exaggerating of being drowned on beer, this guy thought he dropped his lungs.
David what do you mean dropped his lungs???
Watch the video dammit!

...? who said men don't cry

after CPR

After losing his lungs
THank you for the Cliff & Chewy Bars

What's done is done. Time to boogy down!

ABDC
Jap Girlo caught me recording towards the end of the clip. Ain't nothing to fret about.


Japanese girl K.O. after a couple of cans of Keystone

ok no more mean post. my apologies. I'll keep ya posted.