#19 I'M in Love with a Junior Classman

yah you heard me, cupid just shot me in the ass last night.

the story:
Last night my suitemates and I went to Oz Korean BBQ all-you-can-eat restaurant. Our waitress, Tatiyana, was D-A-Y-U-M!!! Help me put out the fiya !! so I was spittin' game all night and eventually got her digits. O yeh, did I tell you guys that she's a Junior...... in highschool!!! But she's a real G, she served us alcohol and shes only 16- class of 2010 baby! hahah I guess cupid likes to play pranks.

To Philip Wang aka WongFu Productions- Looks like I proved you wrong.

understand that she is not very photogenic. And I couldn't put my arms around her bc I would of been locked up that night.

HOW DID I DO IT???
check out the products I'm currently using:

commercials don't lie

***TAKE CARE BUDDY***
sorry I can't be there

I'll keep ya posted.

#18 How I lost my Virginity

As of today, I am a grown man...
(Thank you cheap Vegas Hoe)

Today I am going to talk about the story of how I lost my virginity.

Hehehe you wish.
But wouldn't it be nice to receive $250K in the process of losing the V-card? BC this 22-y.o fine breezy from SAC STATE did!!!
Hey why not??? we all live in a "capitalist society".


As of Sept 10, 2008, This girl (Natalie Dylan) made more money in 20mins than most immigrants in a lifetime.

You can read more on:
[http://www.theimproper.com/Template_Article.aspx?IssueId=6&ArticleId=2341 ]


Girl Sells Virginity For Grad School Money - Watch more free videos
You see, you don't have to go to a big University to make the big bucks.

and for those who still have their chastity, you can auction off at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada. I can be your transportation, just pay me back later.

I'll keep ya posted you damn pervs...

#17 Die another Day

Holy Negro! Am I thankful to be alive and bloggin right now. While Piss (Chris) and I were driving up the 280N ramp from Serramonte, we spun out into a 540. For a minute I thought Piss could handle the drifting, but he lost control due to the loose gravel on the ground and the car besides us almost smashed us. Luckily, that fine breezy driving the silver Honda Accord (that I will never forget) was on the look out. I was about to take some picture but any further movement I would of pee'd in my pants. Then the second pack of traffic started to come and we were basically head to head with them like 2 Fast 2 Furious. Thank you God.

Another reason why Honda s2k is not worth driving. Stick with the Nissans.

heres a clip of something similar to the spin off. From 0:23- 0:25


and...

The jackass that almost got us killed.

and something nice to listen to after a day like this...



I'll keep ya posted.

#16 Unco Chin & Unco Same Roadtrip

Any guys/girlos want to go to a random roadtrip to socal to meet Unco Chin & Same on Sept 27th?? Holla back!






I'll keep ya posted.

#15 A Surprise on Your Doorsteps

No No No I did not receive flowers on my doorsteps nor a box of chocolates nor a teddy bear...

Male bicyclist fatally shot in San Francisco's Richmond District 9-17-08

Police received reports of a shooting at about 1:40 a.m. near the intersection of Cabrillo Street and 15th Avenue, according to police spokesman Sgt. Neville Gittens said.

The victim apparently knocked on doors of buildings in the neighborhood, which possibly prompted the calls to police, Gittens said.

When officers arrived, they discovered the victim had died in the doorway of one of the buildings, according to Gittens.

[http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_10486020]

Surprisingly, the doorstep the guy died on was my friend's doorstep. What a trip... Sad to hear it ended this way. R.I.P

I'll keep ya posted.

#14 Me Go-Go Dancer?

Up in the clubs 24/7 finally paid off SHH-UN! Club promoters finally recognized me for my dexterous dansing skills. Having great confidence, I'm gonna bring what my dadda gave me and bring it to Vegas. Holla at cho boy!

For all ya wallpapers out there, if you're curious where I learned my moves, it all started with this clip:



Since errbody has been talking about stinky tofu from Ran/Roland's dinner, I had to talk about it. You would think that stinky tofu would at least taste somewhat good since they do exist. WRONG! that shizz is unbearable to most people at least. I think its not all that bad, though it taste like feet and an old Chinese man's breath. But what can I say... a nigga gotta eat!



o yeh, if you foos are doing some last minute school shopping, TRUE is have a sale all week. So hit them up on Haight st. and get cho grown man on.


I'll keep ya posted.

#13 Karma Real?

ehyo foos! ever question whether the bitch Karma is real or not?
IT'S REAL all right. Don't believe? play Kings cup.

1st game:
Justin poured immense amount of Jager and Sky. wtf...
Dilson poured 1 drop of beer
Amy poured rockstar

Loser= Justin


2nd game:
Jimmy poured 151 and Jager
Ran poured Jager
Justin poured Jager and Rockstar

Loser= Jimmy



3rd game:
Ran poured .5 shot of vodka
Jess: Jager
Jimmy: A lot of Malibu

Loser: Me. why?? I bent the Kings card so that only I would know where the King's card were. So cheating do you no good kneegros!


Here's a message from the lady Karma:
"After the rain, there's the sunshine"
but in this case it's
"After the sunshine, there's the rain"

P.S. KEN! we all know you drew the last King, not a 6. Yous a nigga and deserve to be tazed by Eric.

I'll keep ya posted.

#12 Finals are Ova, Let's be in the Lady's Shoes for Once!

So gay summer school just ended and it was time to get crunk. Keath and I planned out a plan where our plan was not to plan on buying any drinks but to plan on having others buy US drink! Nice plan we got huh. We called this night: "Girls Night Out".

Before I rant about our night, this is what happened beforehand:


Saw some people giving a fiyah show in Downtown.


And this is dumbass Loland volunteering to do some Bruce Lee shit with fiyah on a staff.

Even though Loland is a Vegetarian Buddhist, he is no where close to the Xiao-Lin Monks.


HAhahha! look at the supervisor in the back. He must be thinking, "Eesh ("'God'" in Korean) W T F have I done." hhAHH!

So our night begins:
10:30pm: so far so good, got a free half-cup "Wiki".
11pm: eh not bad, free liquid cocaine.
11:30pm: free Jager Bomb.
11:45pm: another liquid cocaine.
12:25am: free Strong Island
12:45am: free Rockstar
1am: Fuck... paid. total spent= $28.
1:15am: free AMF.
1:40am: free #4, #13, #13, #14, #18, #18 all with curly fries in Jack in the Crack.
2:00am: free Samsung BlackJack

Dayum, now I know how it feels to me a woman.

Nocturnal Festival 2008 just ended and it seemed to be pretty fun, knowing that the line-up is like the U.S. Olympic team (excluding Kobe and Dwayne). I just can't wait to see Ken Shen rolling balls at the Afterparty.



Speaking of festivals, Go spend family-quality time for Moon festival you Hooligans. 祝大家中秋節愉快.

I'll keep ya posted.

#11 A Walk to Remember

First thing first, Thurs night I was bored out of my mind and decided to watch "A Walk to Remember"; therefore, this blog will be mainly about memories (no homo). After that I was trying to find ways not to study so I decided to go home and visit my homies.

1) Went to UCSF to instruct post-docs. On the way there I passed by this ghetto building and guess what... it was SnoDrift, the very first club I went to:


Bad pic bc I was driving too fast in my million dolla car. Brings back memories of me standing against the wall.

2) Went to Kory's birthday dinner/bar and ate kimchi. THe result of kimchi:
pic stolen from Ran's blog.


One reason why I eat cereal for brunch and dinner. Bill split btw no one.


Some random Chinese kid knocked out in the car.

3) Driving back from panda express saw some kids chasing after the bus. Reminded of me when I was a hustla

kids almost got Ran over

And guess who was driving next to us..


a mexican?


hail naw, a great grandma foo!
(click to enlarge)

And of course gotta have a pic of my fortune cookie:


when i first read it i thought it said something else.

Shoutout to May Yu for being a groupie of my blog. Thanks! make me famous!

I'll keep ya posted.

#10 Rev Run, Running Shoes, Running Dry, and Chickens?

Wuddit do Players and Apprentices. Sorry for being MIA from bloggin' but I've been homogolating way too much. So what's new?

1) Team Black Out- With all of the publicity that they've been getting from the TV show *RUN's HOUSE,* you would imagine that they would sell a decent amount of albums right?... WRONG! GUESS how many albums they sold their first week?

210 ALBUMS IN ONE WEEK!... And I thought that my life was pretty shitty haah JK

2) So my friend Chris "Piss" Lai got a 10-toe discount at Sports Authority on some $140 Asics training shoes:
.
size 16! you know what that means...

3) So I woke up this morning (Thurs) and had to take a fat shit. But for some reason I wanted to brush my tooths first. SO when I turned on the facet the water stopped running. Luckily I didn't shit. However, Loland didn't know that the water stopped running and he... yea, used it. So we went to the gym (ARC) to brush our tooths.


self-explanatory...


ARC's women restroom. Luckily the custodian cleaned it right before we got there.

4) After a long day, I was biking back home and ran into some chickens.


Wtf are these beezies doing outside of my apartment?? and since I was hungry...


Hey a nigga gotta eat

I'll keep ya posted.