While I was waiting for the bus this morning, I grabbed the UCD newspaper and read the police briefs. I always thought they were hilarious because all the police reports are retarded. Here's one example:
Wow bad shit UC Gayvis
I gots to get out of hur =~~(
So how do you cheat a Holiday traffic? go to the carpool lane during carpool hours! So I used my jacket and set it up as if it were an actual person. Went to the carpool lane, and saved myself $4 and 30+mins. =D
As a wingman, I was committed to convert Ken the pyimp into a faithful boyfriend. It's been a little more than a year now and things are finally looking good for him:
(Click to enlarge euphoria) Looks like his playboy career is about to end. Aren't they a perfect match??? You can thank me later Ken F. Shen
What a good week to start off. So many people throwing Thanksgiving dinner. Thanks guys! w/o you i'll be eating P&J sandwiches all day till break, but because of you, I was able to sneak some food back home. sorry but a nigga gotta eat. Here is one dish that really amazed me at one of the dinners:
This is not your ordinary Jello Shots ladies & gentlemen. Inside the Jello Shots are GRAPES! it's a complement for a chaser and it works great.
And I didn't knew cats were such dogs:
Dayum Mojo I didn't know you like Jap girlos. one day.... one day... Dreaming of the Jap girlo
its been 4 weeks since I've last blog . That's because I've lost my camera phone (only a few of you knew what happened). BUT, some nice guy named Fernando returned it and now I am back in the game bitchasss!
So WTF have I been up to??
Jack SHiiett...
After a long night of "running" from a mission on Saturday night (Justin calls it GTA), I was thankful for my athletic ability. Without it, shiieett my future would have been gone! After such relief, the next day I was smacked in the face with this bullshit:
(click to enlarge) Total amt due: $593
I guess I deserved it for trying to grow my own marijuana and coca plant.
As for halloween: My homies and I carved the pacman pumpkin.
Cheyah niggas!
And o yeh, Sken and I found a stray cat and decided to keep it so that Mofo would have someone to mate with:
We named him Obama. Look at his face, he's high on life. Just like how Obama was high on life back in his highschool days in Hawaii.
Speaking of cats....
don't ask...
So I was studying at Thompson Dormitory the other day and as I was looking through their refrigerator in their main lounge, some fine-ass Portuguese freshman breezy named Mary told me to go to her room! and...
...said i can get some free pizza. tsk! tsk! ts! you guys have such dirty minds.
damn that Pizza was good.
Dramas I finished in 4 days during midterm week:
Soulmate
Glory Days
Next BIG Event going to!:
say NO to Theta Tau & YES to TAO
It's going to be a fun night. Capacity just increased from 35,000 to 50,000!
I guess this is it for now. I need to get back into bloggin mode, but being a "certified fly guy"- Steve Johnson#13 (Buffalo Bills/ Zachary's Superior) is such busy work.
o yeh! for those of you that are telling me to cut my hair... STFU! im going to grow it looooong, so i can have some corn rows biatch! i thought you ladies like it gangsta
