#51 炸彈

Some interesting encounters from the past few days:

Usually when it's time to cross it would beep. This one made an ak-47 shooting noise hahah.

Afterward there was a bomb threat down the block from where I work. Coincidence?

newscast

You can barely see the robot looking through the mailbox.

One of the three ghetto-birds.

I'll keep ya posted.

#50 sorry sorry sorry

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#49 Watching Porn & Jizzin in my Pants at Chem194

Watching porn with 500 college students on campus is one crazy party

Date: 2009 Apr 2
Time of screening: 7:00p.m.
Location: Chemistry 194 lecture hall
Title of Screening: Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge

The promotion through school newspaper.

The Long Line of HornDogs

Black guy trying to get in the action already!

All the testosterone and estrogen= noooo goooo.
Luckily free condom-ments were given out.

PoPos need a break sometime armiright???

Tough luck. Max capacity reached.

And of course, the protesters.
abstinence is the way to go.


**WARNING! **

I'll keep ya posted.

#48 Bollywood

remember the time I said my dream was to be an oscar-winning actor???



I'm working on it. k back to "studying" aka facebook aka bloggin aka youtubing aka not studying

I'll keep ya posted.

#47 LMFAO PLUR

this girl is crazay!



PLUR= People Look Ugly Rollling

LMFAO
Nice style



I'll keep ya posted.

#46 Birdie Call

I knew putting my phone number in the UC Davis Directory would pay off.

YUP! I received a BOOTY CALL!

Check it:
sorry it got recorded half way.

Davids BootyPrank call.mp3 -

*note to you guys: SHE CALLED ME NOT ME CALLING HER. cheyah pimp on playa nigga
Thanks Birdie DC!

I'll keep ya posted. Jai Hoe motha fuckas



no practice either.

note to self: 12:10p.m. at the M.U.
come witness my popcorn chicken date with the lovely Ester Kim. <3

#45 5 cents a pop

2009= Economic recession= no job= hustlin'= $$$

A shitload of recyclable cans/bottles/glass
No carts or bikes needed.

Doing work nigga

Pussies... using gloves

A day's work

print out the check Jamal(from slumdog)

payday!

big boy money now mama

some classy shit

blowfish

I'll keep ya posted.

P.S. there's two random fling going outside the apt

#44 Justin W W W Where???!

At 5:50 a.m. I received a phone call from Justin Wu aka Masta Wu and yes ladies and gents, this nigga got fucked up for his post birthday celebration.

Masta Wu is probably the only person I know that can hang longer than anyone else in terms of alcohol. Yea you might think you can out drink this gangsta by a shy of one shot, but I'm pretty sure you would pass out hours before he would.

Here's the voice recording I received earlier this morning:

A MUST LISTEN!!! I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT HE CALLED ME BC HE GOT RAPED.

J Woozy.mp3 - asdf


Last words:

J Woozy (2).mp3 -
Happy 22nd my nigga.
I'll keep ya posted.

#43 Blackanese

if you're black, you're wack.
jk jk im cool with the blacks, don't know about Mr. C. Brown

It looks like after the Summer Olympics in Beijing, everyone caught the yellow fever and I'm not talking about the asian princess.

-Check it-
While eating my wontons, a lion walked in.

aite aite
koo koo
fo sho fo sho

please dont eat my wontons

Afterwards, I went outside to check out the lion dance troupe for disturbing my morning lunch.

eh???

Dayum nigga I didn't know you hustle red envelops & cabbages.

Speaking of hustlin'...

bike lane is not for me homie

Grandpa doing some work with a 10" purple bike
Stop sign?? fuck that, VIP nigga

Hey Gramps, stop ridin' so durty. the speed limit is 25mph, not 26.

some random useless records I bought at Amoeba for $50. yeah I'm baller

Last but not least!!!

America finally admits that the Asians can "hang" too.
finally something that fits me, been wearing some tight ones for years

I'll keep ya posted.