#33 Round 6 for Team Nozomu

Despite the fact we already celebrated Ran Jaden's birthday on his birthday twice that day! we had to do it again on Christmas eve and see Michelle once more.
Location: Vinyl & Chug Pug
Bartender: not Michelle, but all good, the guy hooked us up with free drinks like always
Celebrity present: Miss Hong Kong 2002 (Tiffany Lam)


Sorry no pics, only clips. Well worth it for my nigga

#1

The beginning of the chronicles of Ran.
This proves that the Chinese kids don't celebrate St. Nikki's

#2

Bartender hooking it up with some classy Green Label
The whole bar was cheering for this foo. Call him Mr. Show Stoppa

#3

Very Sly Ran, I know what you tryna do ;-)

#4

The whole bar trying to get in the action with Ran, even the hot ass asian stranger trying to get at it.

Shoutout to my nigga Kory for being a fag & happy holladays.

I'll keep ya posted.

#32 Barfday Pre- Game

^Birthday boy^

Once it hit 12a.m on the 22nd, it was time to celebrate Ran Jaden's birthday. Hey man it's your golden birthday so it's time to hit up the titty bars!

Birthday boy's fridge. no wondering you never eat.

Kory being gay with his head band he bought

Kids got it good with the toys nowadays.

who buys Coronita???
Justin does.

fiya

Shoutout to Kory Hui for being a groupie of my blog.

I'll keep ya posted.

#31 Steve Irwin the Alligator Hunter

Happy Holladays! Before I left for vacation to the Bahamas, I ran into some monkey-trouble, cat-trouble more specifically. It took a while to succeed this task, but burdensome I is not!

long story short, check out my clips my niggs:


Clip #1

"cabinet*, my bad I had camera freight"

Clip #2

What happened to the Deebo I used to know? =~~( oOOOooOOOO! shit. I think I just jizzed in my pants.

Deebo, back when she didn't have rabis

I'll keep ya posted.

#30 野. Can't Keep My hands off the cookie jar

Studying is overrated. Life's too short to stress over school materials that we won't apply later in life. SO enjoy yourself before you hit 25.

This is how the Birdman and I spent our studying time:

Went to the neighbors and used the kitty to beg for treats.

"May I have some cookies or dessert pwease?"

Q: What happens when the apartment management ignores maintaince??

A: you get pumpkins thrown into the pool

Q:What happens when you have extra pumpkins lying around the living room?

A: You throw them over the overpass.

Something worth trying on a study break:

Flavors: Skunk Spray, Rotten Egg, Ear wax, Booger, Baby Wipes, Pencil Shavings, Toothpaste, Vomit, Moldy Chesse, Black Pepper.

My personal favorite: Baby Wipes. It reminds me all them good times I didn't have to use the toilet and my papa & mama would clean my feces. Good life...

Study hard kids
I'll keep ya posted.

#29 Food and Fellatio

What is up with all the graffiti around campus? Anyways I thought this one was pretty funny.

picture taken at the Segundo dining commons

Did you know?:

Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, 1-2 times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40%!!! da da da dayum!

If this is not your thang, then you should read this cooking book:

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

I'll keep ya posted.

#28 失 业 的 人 数 比 较 少 (The Reason for the 2008 Economic Clash)

The collapse of America's financial pride from these large companies: Merril & Lynch, AIG, Lehman Brothers, Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac, and Mervyn's, are not derivatives of speculation of corporate mismanagement, but from Google Map blowing their dough on their new "street view" feature.

Check it out yo! :

(click picture to enlarge girls in bikini in 95 degree weather)

You would think the two Standford drop-out students would make good use of the tax-payer's money for a better search engine. But instead, these two horndogs are driving around in their litto van recording hot babes on the streets of San Diego. Thanks a lot Larry Page & Sergey Brin.

Heavily idolized. From LA, cali:

Stanley Huang- End Up Lying Down

I'll keep ya posted.