Sunday, December 7, 2008

#30 野. Can't Keep My hands off the cookie jar

Studying is overrated. Life's too short to stress over school materials that we won't apply later in life. SO enjoy yourself before you hit 25.

This is how the Birdman and I spent our studying time:

Went to the neighbors and used the kitty to beg for treats.

"May I have some cookies or dessert pwease?"

Q: What happens when the apartment management ignores maintaince??


A: you get pumpkins thrown into the pool


Q:What happens when you have extra pumpkins lying around the living room?


A: You throw them over the overpass.

Something worth trying on a study break:

Flavors: Skunk Spray, Rotten Egg, Ear wax, Booger, Baby Wipes, Pencil Shavings, Toothpaste, Vomit, Moldy Chesse, Black Pepper.

My personal favorite: Baby Wipes. It reminds me all them good times I didn't have to use the toilet and my papa & mama would clean my feces. Good life...

Study hard kids
I'll keep ya posted.